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If You've Found This Page...

You have WAY too much time on your hands.

Okay... The easily offended are gone, so now we can talk...

Seriously though, you really may want to think about a new hobby.

Maybe sailing?

Sky Diving?

Chasing Balls of String?

Okay... now the fairly easily offended are gone...

How about those little "make your own pot holder" kits?

I'm pretty sure we can keep this up longer than you can...

Really. We have nothing better to do.

Okay, that's not quite true...

There's this nifty little reverse webcam we like to use to watch people read this.

Have you always parted your hair on that side?

Very becoming!

Perfect! Now even the "You can't offend me crowd" has cleared out.

Where were we? Oh yeah...

There's always curling.

Nah!

Too Canadian...

You didn't really think we were going to stop, did you?

Look, pal, you came looking for us, so the profanity is really uncalled for.

Yup, the reverse webcam has sound, too.

Give up yet?

We've got all day.

Wow! You're good!

Even my mother didn't make it this long.

And we told her there would be cookies.

We'd really love to stop, but we can't come up with an ending for this.

Consider this your last warning...

Okay, remember... you can't say we didn't tell you...